I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
The feeling are messing with the penis
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Randomize
