You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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