we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
This is classic penis vs brain.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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