Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Only a mothe r could love this liver
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
