I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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