We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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