I just pynch a tree in the face
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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