she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Randomize