I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Randomize
