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Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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