I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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