is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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