come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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