I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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