i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize