Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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