What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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