tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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