She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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