Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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