I'm going to jail i love you
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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