we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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