remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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