Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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