Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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