I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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