haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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