That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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