If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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