The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Gay?
German.
Pity.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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