My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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