batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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