i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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