U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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