I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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