Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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