Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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