wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
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