I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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