walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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