She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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