i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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