dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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