hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
