Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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