dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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