I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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