I feel like I'm in dance class right now
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
