yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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