My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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