I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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