i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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