If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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